me: it’s too hot
me: *opens window*
*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*
Oh that sucks, I hate it when those slimy critters get in my house, and then every time I go to take a shower one comes down from the ceiling and says “Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ into your heart?” and then you proceed to hit them with a magazine until they die or leave.
GUYS I WAS SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE IN THE BATHROOM ‘CAUSE IT’S A COMMUNAL BATHROOM AND WHEN I FINISHED AND SHUT OFF THE SHOWER PEOPLE FUCKING APPLAUDED
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK
I’m laughing more than I should…..
GUYS THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO GET ANY NOTES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
are you kidding this is hilarious
I cry every time
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
Does anyone else remember when American Dragon randomly changed its art style?
It’s called budget and only the cool kids get it